hope sets sail

I got tired of seeing all these lame ass surveys all over myspace or whatever, so I decided to write my own. you should take it.

name:	aj or jun, depends on how I know you.
birfday:	nov 25.
birfplace:	tokyo.
current location:	nyc.
eye color:	brown.
hair color:	black.
height:	6'0".
MUSIC
the last song you listened to:	teen anthems - what a girl wants.
if you were in a band it would be called:	monkey steals peaches.
other band members include:	an ipod plugged into an amp.
a bland rolling stone review might describe your band as:	the legion of doom meets 2 many dj's at a bbq competition shown on food network.
a snotty pitchfork review might dismiss your band as:	monkey steals shit sandwich.
FILM
if you can write and star in a movie it would be called:	"could I have some more of that swedish cheese?"
its genre would be:	wuxia/romantic comedy/softcore.
your romantic interest will be played by (other than you, you narcissist):	naomi watts or cecilia cheung.
the motion picture association of america will give it a rating of:	nc-17 (for unnecessary and frequent use of adult language).
the theme song used in the trailer will be:	the swelling, uplifting last 1:03 of angels & airwaves' "valkyrie missile."
roger ebert will give it a thumbs (up/down):	up, because he's too old to recognize a bad movie.
richard roeper will give it a thumbs (up/down):	down, because he hates everything.
OVER THE PAST WEEK
the number of sit-ups you've done:	less than the number of hamburgers I had for lunch today.
the number of nemeses you've punched out in a public space:	47.
the number of times you closed out a chat without saying anything:	2.
the number of times you typed LOL when you didn't really laugh out loud:	man, fucking NEVER.
looked at an american apparel ad and thought, "you know, I could do that.":	1.
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!

# posted by aj @ 5:17 PM ::

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