Monday, February 06, 2006

son of a BITCH (reactions to tonight's bachelor)

so sarah tennessee IS IN THE FINAL THREE. I was shocked as anyone when sarah canada got sent home... too bad he had to give her an excuse so he had to dig out the age difference story. what it comes down to is someone had to go and unfortunately it was her turn this week.

next week they're going on extended one-on-one dates all over europe. susanfromkansas (whose parents live in north carolina) was abso-fucking-stunning tonight.

so...

uh...

ok, I can't keep it to myself anymore. I really, really, really do not like susanfromkansas despite her anthemic beauty. everything out of her mouth sounds insincere to me. we found out tonight susan's fresh off a broken engagement (which she broke) and her parents are really concerned about her true intentions of being on this show. hell, she wants to go to LA to pursue an acting career! is she expecting travis to move out there with her? because tennessee (or colorado, as we found out tonight is where travis is thinking of moving) isn't exactly hollywood.

on their pre-meeting-the-parents date she often began laying some romantic line on travis only to get stuck in the middle and struggle to make it to the finish. I forget how they went but it was something like "I think we were both put on this earth... (eyes sparkling, searching for something profound) to... have this... (perfect profile silhouetted in the setting sun) amazing... (expertly sculpted eyebrows framing her grey eyes) experience... here."

sounds to me like she needs more work on her improv.

who's next to go? I just don't know anymore with sarah tennessee hanging around for so long. she appears best suited for mom-dom, or at least that's what she's making us believe. moana... hell travis could just be in fear of how she'll react if she's not picked, if she cries this much for still being in the hunt. susan... clearly the best looking of the bunch. but she IS fresh off a long engagement, she IS looking at moving to hollywood, and travis HAS to be keen on her telling everything he wants to hear.

realistically I think susan will be the next to go. it's for the best for her career (she's already had plenty of face time and she won't be "tied down" in wherever). moana could go because as sweet as she may have turned out to be she seems rather unstable. sarah can go because she's... just so ordinary and safe.

my prediction: susanfromkansas is eliminated and she won't appear the least bit bummed.



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