Tuesday, May 17, 2005
file under: how in the fuck
so last night I was stopped by a cabbie stranded on the side of the street with a flat. he's all, "do you know how to change a flat tire?" and I'm thinking, how in the fuck did this guy get a job as a cabbie and not know how to change a flat?
he was trying to turn the jack with a tire iron. the problem with that? as tire irons are cross-shaped, you're not going to get that sucker to turn to get the jack to ... jack up.
so I pointed that out to him. he had this other hoo-ha that looked more like the correct instrument. it still wasn't the perfect tool, but what can you do when you're a cabbie stuck in chinatown with no knowledge of changing flats?
here, use this roasted duck hanging in the window to get this bitch up off the ground.
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he was trying to turn the jack with a tire iron. the problem with that? as tire irons are cross-shaped, you're not going to get that sucker to turn to get the jack to ... jack up.
so I pointed that out to him. he had this other hoo-ha that looked more like the correct instrument. it still wasn't the perfect tool, but what can you do when you're a cabbie stuck in chinatown with no knowledge of changing flats?
here, use this roasted duck hanging in the window to get this bitch up off the ground.
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